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You Only Die Once

A James Bond Spoof so cheap
you can't afford to miss it.

"A spirited little send-up of the bond films, low-budget, yet high energy"
-Danny Biederman, Director of A SPY FOR ALL SEASONS
featuring Sean Connery.

Now Available at Netflix.com

DVD Release ©2003 NTSC REGION 0

Synopsis:
The world's male population has been crippled by the impotence causing virus, Scrotitis. Blofelch and his right hand man, Melvin C. Fruitilbatle, plan to control the anti-virus for global domination. Lames Blond, Agent Double 0 Zero (00-0), awakens from a coma that has kept him unaffected by the virus. Is it possible that Blond is the only man with the balls to get the job done? Blond teams up with Felix Heavier (CIA) to fight such villains as Mr. Cowabunga (THE MAN WITH THE FOAMING HAND) and the seductive Sherly Bilt.

BONUS FEATURES:
Unrated Directors cut, Directors audio commentary, deleted scene, weblink to FREE MUSIC VIDEO , scene selections, filmography.

Starring:
David Straede
as
Blofelch 		John Molony
as
Mr. Cowabunga 		John Wardlaw
as
Lames Blond 		Shannon Perry
as
Unique

Mark Rumer
as
Melvin C. Fruitibatle

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